Saturday 18 June 2011

Is Your Cat Plotting to Kill You?



Do you think this innocent little pussy can do no harm?




My Silly Owners have just found out the 89% of me is plotting to kill them.



 
How to Tell Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You


 
Kneading on you - your cat is checking your internal organs for weaknesses

 
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Drawn by Matthew Inman, Founder & Designer of Mingle2






If you live with a cat, go to the top right of this page and take the two minutes test "Is your cat plotting to kill you", by Matthew Iman.  It could save your life!



And this time ....





I really think YOU SHOULD BOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!



Thursday 9 June 2011

SS 11 CATwalk

Summer has arrived and My Silly Owner has started to look at her wardrobe in a very suspicious way. It won't be long now before the "change of the wardrobe "day.

Getting ready for that day My Silly Owner has decided to do some ground work. She is flicking through fashion magazines trying to decide what look will better suit her pasty face (hue due by the lack of sun and the alchool based diet) and mozzarella white legs.
My Silly Owner is completely lost. She does not seem to be too good in working out the trends for the season but lucky for her ....I have got it all worked out. This season is all about:

RED




STRIPES (The Prada Empire Strikes Back)








YELLOW





FRUITY DRESSES

Let's leave the Prada Banana for the time being......fruit on cloth is definitely a trend for SS11.

Stella McCartney has it



Moschino has it




Primak has it



I have got it!!!!!!!!




If you do not look this good ina flower print do not even bother trying!!!!!!!!!!!