Sunday 19 December 2010

Best in Snow!

For the third time this year London, my town, wears a white coat and man....it is a Tundra out there!!!!!!




Flakes are coming down and the sky is all grey. This is what I see from my window and ...it ain't looking good for my night walk on the rooves.


My Silly Owners tell me that out in the street people are going mad launching snow balls at each others and behaving really childish. Whitechapel does not look his old grey and filthy self.





With all of this human fuss around this white fluff I decided to go and see for myself and ventured out to take my daily walk on the balcony.



Folks, I know I am a Norwegian Forest Cat but.....I am NOT feeling this!!!!!!!!!! All this white cold funky texture stuff is creeping me out. 



I am SOOOOOOOO out of here!!!!!





The FING is......why do you feel the need to go out to freeze your ass when you can stay "under cover" and  "roast" it????


Sometimes I just do not know why they bother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wednesday 8 December 2010

My First Paw on Real Estate

I have to tell you. Being A first time buyer is no joke in this market. I have been looking at real estate for ages. During the summer it has been easy enough to squat on a dwell in the library (I live 2 miles from the city, I am a city dweller!!!!!!!!!!)






Coming winter, I really needed an upgrade and My Silly Owner came to rescue. She identified a little shack in the area I fancied:



Box on the landing =  house with a view

 My Silly Owner also explained to me that some decoration work would need to take place to make the place feel like home. She then invested in the raw material and proceeded in putting in the free labour.



Real fake wood feel for the top and the sides


Corrugated carton for the roof and wall paper for the "facade".





I really could have gone for a more sleek and contemporary look rather than this shabby chic galore but....what can I say, the place was a bargain and it is pretty cozy.





So now I am the proud owner of some cat-estate. I have finally jumped on the ladder and I am mortgage free. On the other end My Silly Owners go to work every day in this horrible weather to pay for the loan on the their flat when they coudl have just gotten a bigger carton.



Sometimes I jsut do not know why they bother !!!!!!!!



Friday 26 November 2010

Famous People Who Died Tragically - Halloween catch up

Much has happened since my last post. As I have already explained I fell behind with my workload therefore...excuse the chronology.

On the 31st of October My Silly Owners sneaked their way into a Halloween Fancy Dress Party. The Theme was FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO DIED TRAGICALLY, hosted by ROBOCOP.

My Silly Owners decided to go as Bonnie and Clyde....but something is not quite right. I thought Bonnie was the woman.....



Bonnie Parker (left, May 23, 1934)


And Clyde a seriously scary man....
Clyde Barrow, May 23, 1934



Anyway, My Silly Owners met some really interesting people at the party:

Rob - ocop

Sherlock Holmes (left, 1891 - 1894 TBC)

Mata Hari (October 15, 1917 & Marie Antoinette, October 16, 1793) 

Bambi's mother & Abraham Lincoln (April 15, 1865)

The Joker (God knows...)

Isadora Duncan, September 14, 1927




Towards the end of the  night things started to get nasty. THE JOKER took hold of Clyde's gun and .....




It was a massacre!



My Silly Owners went to Party to get killed (again) as Bonnie and Clyde....

REALLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY BOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



PS: some of the pictures (the really good ones) come from Claire "the official photographer for this party" link 


Sunday 14 November 2010

That Time of the Year

Dear All,

I have not been able to update my blog at all because......MY SILLY OWNERS have had guests to stay in the flat and I lost all freedom of movement in my own space.

When people stay over I am too scared to go downstairs and use the computer. I hide in boxes for hours therefore I fall behind with my work.


Lots has happened and I will try to post more to update you as soon as things revert to normal.

The flat is not big and receiving guests can be a tricky business.....especially for me.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY BOTHER!!!!


Sunday 31 October 2010

Halloween: The Orange Bug

It is that time of the year and “orange” is taking over London.



BOROUGH market London
Pumpkins - Borough Market London

Workers on train tracks - Whitechapel



Juicy Couture Deer - Mayfair


Sleeping Beauty - my flat in London


My Silly Owner decided to go with the flow and now my bedding is orange as well.
Seriously, I don't know why they bother!

Saturday 30 October 2010

Carving Pumpkins

Halloween is upon us all. My Silly Owner are talking about carving a pumpkin pie. This is not my first Halloween in the house and I could do with something a bit less boring than "two eyes and a smile". I undertook a research on the subject to help this household freeing itself from "dullness".
There is a lot we could do:


pumping kitty night


pumping cat face






I even told them where to go and get the stancil to recreate some of these pattern (if you are interested you can have a look here)...and had sourced some help should they need it (see below).



pumpking
see kecute worpress blog for details


.....and still, after all of my work this was the outcome:


classic pumpkin carved by charles






I just don't know why I bother .....

......getting them out of their dullness.






Monday 25 October 2010

Sunday Weather Report


London - Whitechapel  9.00 am




12°C
SUNNY 
Wind
From West at 13 kmph
Maximum Humidity77%
UV Index1
Chance of Precip.30%
Avg. High.12°C
Record HighN/A
Sunrise06:52





London - Regents Park 4.00 pm  



14°C
RAINBOW
WindSouth 10 kmph
Humidity60%
UV Index1
Chance of Precip. 89%
Avg. High.12°C
Record HighN/A
Sunrise06:52





London - Inside my flat 


27°C
JUST PURRFECT!!!!!!!

Thursday 21 October 2010

Sweat Dreams are made of this!














The temperature in London has dropped. OUTSIDE: freezing. INSIDE:  purrfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Both of My Silly Owners have been out all day.

I just don't know why they bother!

Wednesday 13 October 2010

What I want for Christmas

My Silly Owner is already thinking about Christmas presents. I already told her what I want for Christmas....it is called FISH BOWL TOWN HOUSE and they do sell it in many places. I could go for a simple fish bowl but this is so much more stylish!




My cat friends tell me fish bowls are a lot of fun.


  sbs.com.au


picture from www.squidoo.com


  picture from http://www.pointsincase.com/




Unfortunatey I will not receive anything half as cool. My Silly Owner is in fashion and I will probably get yet another outfit instead.


  2008 xmas present!


I really do not know why I bother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Saturday 9 October 2010

Blind Date

My Silly Owners met Mikele (picture) some time ago. I am told he is a beautiful and gentle guy and they are scheming a blind date for me.


He is cute but....he is from Rome and I am from London and....will we have anything to talk about apart from the ARISTOGATTI or LADY AND THE TRAMP (which is basically PRETTY WOMAN for the cat community)?

And then what....am I supposed comb my coat, jump on a plane and go and share bickies with a stranger?


Sometimes I just......


I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY BOTHER!!!!